Bible in 50 words

bible1This is my kind of spark notes, and to think about all the time in seminary where I was studying all of the “extra” words.  you might have seen this before but I thought that it was fun as I was looking for some children’s ministry stuff for the coming weeks.

God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Jacob fooled
Joseph ruled
Bush talked
Pharaoh plagued
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Judges led
Saul freaked
David peeked
Kingdom divided
Prophets warned
People exiled
Hope rose
Jesus born
God walked
Anger crucified
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.